Welcome to Australia

... Where there's 4957748285943079 different animals that want to kill you.

The other night while minding my own business I was so blessed as to see a MASSIVE spider run across the sidewalk. I've been informed it was this...



It's called a Huntsman and I've read they can get as large as a dinner plate. You're welcome for this picture by the way. If I had to see one in real life, you can deal with this. Don't worry. This is a good spider that we like to keep around because it is not aggressive to humans and it eats other pesky insects like the thousands of cockroaches that live here. If you somehow do happen to be bitten, the venom will not require you to go to the hospital, just might cause some pain and swelling. They apparently are commonly found in houses.

No the real spiders you want to watch out for are the Sydney Funnel Web and the Redback spider (which I will spare you the pictures of). These are highly aggressive and a bite can kill you (if you're stupid and don't get the anti-venom). No. Big. Deal. Excuse me while I go vomit and have a panic attack.

Happy sleeping everyone!!!!

Comments

rnshively said…
Omg I would DIE!!! I had to kill a spider the other day that was about that size and I couldn't breathe. Good luck I hope you don't run across any crazy killer animals!!!
February 8, 2013 at 2:31 PM
Teisha said…
I'd buy a gun just to protect myself against those nasty fire breathing demons.
February 9, 2013 at 2:50 AM
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